Laurie Bream Quotes - Silicon Valley
Laurie Bream quotes from the hit HBO show "Silicon Valley"
S05E07 - Initial Coin Offering (Laurie Quotes)
Laurie: Monica, you have certain values. And I see no reason you should not work with companies that share them. Similarly, I should work with companies that share my values.
Monica: So, no hard feelings?
Laurie: No feelings at all, Monica.
S05E06 - Artificial Emotional Intelligence (Laurie Quotes)
S05E05 - Facial Recognition (Laurie Quotes)
Emily Chang: Now Jared Dunn, as Pied Piper's COO, what is foremost on your mind as you make this big announcement?
Emily Chang: Yes, you, Jared.
Emily Chang: Pardon?
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S05E04 - Tech Evangelist (Laurie Quotes)
Laurie: In addition to being business associates, the CEO and I take medically prescribed and supervised MDMA together. I'm taking it for severe post-partum depression. I do not know why he is taking it.
S05E01 - Grow Fast or Die Slow (Laurie Quotes)
S03E09 - Daily Active Users (Laurie Quotes)
Erlich: I love what you've done with the place. It's a really... nicely done place. (points to a picture) Say, is that your dog?
Laurie: It's a dog.
Erlich: You and I have never really had much of a rapport, have we?
Laurie: It's... wanting.
S03E08 - Bachman's Earning's Over-Ride (Laurie Quotes)
Laurie: It was one of my finer moments. Erlich came to me with an outside offer to sell half of his Pied Piper shares.
Richard: To Russ Hanneman for five million dollars. Yes, I know. But somehow you ended up with all of his shares. How?
Laurie: Oh, well, as you know, the same onerous terms you accepted when you took Russ Hanneman's money, they transferred to me when I bought him out. These included the right to block any transfer of stocks with a majority vote of the board. A board which I control.
Richard: I don't understand.
Laurie: Of course you do. If I have approval of any buyer, and I am the only buyer I approve, then I can set my own price. So I asked Mr. Bachman for a thorough accounting of his debts, uh, which ran to approximately $713,000.
Richard: And how much did you give him?
S03E04 - Maleant Data Systems Solutions (Laurie Quotes)
S03E03 - Meinertzhagen's Haversack (Laurie Quotes)
S02E08 - White Hat/Black Hat (Laurie Quotes)
Erlich: In our initial build we realized that the same geo-tagging technology that could be used to locate uncrowded playgrounds could also be used to prey on children, our greatest natural resource, by one of society's worst elements Pedophiles.
Laurie: The pedophile facing nature of the app would present marketing pain points. Yes.
Erlich: But under Monica's guidance, we realized the same technology could also be used to create a real-time, crowd-sourced map of an even worse segment of the population.
Laurie: Worse than pedophiles?
Erlich: Smokers. Because, let's face it, no one's ever died of secondhand heroin.
S02E02 - Runaway Devaluation (Laurie Quotes)
Laurie Bream: Dress unattractively when you tell them. I read a study. The less sexual interest they feel for you, the less perturbing it will be. It sounds strange, but it's credible. May I suggest the beige ensemble in which you came to work Tuesday?