Silicon Valley Quote

Uber Driver: Are you Richard? Did you order an Uber?
Richard: (lies) Oh. No.
(Uber leaves)
Erlich: All you had to do was keep your fucking mouth shut and sign that piece of paper. We would have fixed it afterwards. But you didn't. You caked your pants. No, better yet, you caked my pants. Fuck you, Richard Hendricks. Fuck you.
Uber Driver: (returns) Richard Hendricks, huh? Prick.

Quote from S03E10 - The Uptick

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